
Let's open the dictionary!!
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be
obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you
moron
You're so manly = You need a shave and you
sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have
flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want
a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture,
and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for
something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something
today you're going to hate,
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just
agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = Too
late, you're dead
Oops don't say "Hey kathy that's it^_^ you've listed it perfect hmmm?
Naa..it's always updated ,expect the least if you'll try to complain in anything
haha^_~ "Noo guys ok ok i won't deny it, yeah that some are true but some are not hehe...(^_~see how do i smile here?)but just for fun guys, to help you at least increase your vocabulary about girls... know her and everything would be smooth for you.
Peace...









