1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Good sex and leave him alone.... ^_^
Oops...isn't simple?? err noo?? ..ok ok, i'm just giving you tips guys ^_^
Don't curse me..hehe^_~ Let's make the world a better place to live in...haha just kiddin' ^_^ smile!
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Oops wanna greet my dearest sweetie friend Chinu a "Happy Birthday" today.
** Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality **
May you have a wonderful day today with your family and friends....sorry that i can't celebrate with you for ur party tonight but feel that i'm with you there esp. when u look at this pic. lol!! lucky u hmm.. ^_^ enjoy sweetie muaaah ...luv ya!
cheers,
-kathy-
60 comments:
lolzzzzzzz!!!! that's lot's kathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Now i know hahaha! Babes saying hi to you and Rina.Take care, havin' a bad day with fuckin' boss. Catch you later.
raine
thats a 'ROTFL' post Kath! lolz sooo funny!
One more on HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
Sex.
Isnt that so true lol!
Keshi.
hahah!
This is an awesome post!!!
Uv written it all..what more can I say except Amen!;-)
had fun reading this and poor rajiv's gonna have to take time out and read this over the weekend...ha ha ha ha!!!
and keshi has a point... no guy wld disagree wid that one!;-)
have a great wkend kathy and wishin ur fren a wonderful b'day:)...
tc...keep smilin
ps: u think the guys r gonna be lukin at the cake in that pic??!;-)...lolz..another thing to keep the guys happy...hmmmm!
Nice post kathy.. Still you have left some other roles of a MAN, hope this short story will explain them
Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
Man: No, I am coming to you.
Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work like a deer
I work all day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog
I play with my children like a monkey
I am like a rabbit in front of my wife
Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company?
Man: Yes
Doctor yelled: Come Dear, no body will treat you better than me.
Hahahaha.... cud u guess??? its the birthdayboy of your post
btw I forgot to wish ur friend...
Happy Birthday Chinu! Have a beautiful day.
Keshi.
Raine,
...lots huh? lol! it will be updated in no time so have ur list ^_^ with you!
...be kind to ur boss dear err no?? ok tell ur boss to be kind to animal haha...^_^ hugsss u :P
..say hi to ur babes too!
enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
Kesh,
...hehe i've updated it right away after u said that...i've added the good "sex" lol!! ^_^
to be kind to guys here and also to hubby haha ^_^
hugss,
-kathy-
hahahaha ur just great Kath! TY :)
Keshi.
Ekta,
...hehe, lots right? i think Anand will agree too later when he read this ^_^ and will say Amen too :P
hugss,
-kathy-
Hey Kathy,
Those 53 points + that all important single one - do you have a print file of these?
Cheers,
Ravi
Kaths,
That was a pretty long list. All men should targe 1 thing per week to give to their female. Same thing for female they should also target 1 thing per week for men :))))))
So it will take 1 year to fully year when a female will be happy.
Oh! my female is twice as happy as she was before ^_^
Ish,
... ** had fun reading this and poor rajiv's gonna have to take time out and read this over the weekend **
...hehe, hope he enjoy too and will say "hey that's true" and agreed ^_^
... ** and keshi has a point... no guy wld disagree wid that one!;-)
..hehe , i've added the good sex now , it's ok sweetie :P see how loving and kind i was? haha...OMG hubby will kill me if he read this later ^_^
... ** u think the guys r gonna be lukin at the cake in that pic??!;-)...lolz..another thing to keep the guys happy...hmmmm! ]
.. haha ^_^ that was intended too.. to let them smile at least after reading the post ^_^ lol!
hugss,
-kathy-
Chinu,
..awww speaking of the birthday boy, he's here hehe ^_^ HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY sweetie, hope u have a blast today, dun drink too much and keep my cake on fridge ok?^_^
... ** Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work like a deer
I work all day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog
I play with my children like a monkey
I am like a rabbit in front of my wife
Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company?
Man: Yes
Doctor yelled: Come Dear, no body will treat you better **
...hahaha lol! i agree too on that ^_^ tell me when u will go for check-up? :P
..hey u didn't say anything on the cake pic.? hmm... i've searched that especially for u hehe..maybe u cant see the pic. in office na? poor chinu ;( ...u will smile if u see that, 4 sure hehe trust me :P
...** have fun tonight and enjoy...take some pics. ok? and when u will be free huh?hmm...
hugss,
-kathy-
Kesh,
... hehe thanx sweetie ^_^ i'm like u :P and like Ish too * smile*
... enjoy weekend muaahh!
hugss,
-kathy-
Ravi,
... ** Those 53 points + that all important single one - do you have a print file of these?
... hehe, yeah i can send u the file and the pic. too lol!! ^_^
cheers,
-kathy-
Het,
... ** That was a pretty long list. All men should targe 1 thing per week to give to their female. Same thing for female they should also target 1 thing per week for men **
..hehe yeah, hope i can do too ^_^
... ** So it will take 1 year to fully year when a female will be happy. Oh! my female is twice as happy as she was before **
... haan yaar, lucky wife naa *wink*
..enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
lufeeet mo sa mga fafas sistah! :D
yan lang ba ikasasaya ng mga lalaki sa mundo! hahaha... wawa naman sila
Kesh,
..thanx for greetin' Chinu, he'll be partying in Pune tonight hmm...^_^
...enjoy weekend sweetie muaah!
hugss,
-kathy-
Neng,
...lupit ko ba? hehe..may isa naman silang part di ba? ^_^
..enjoy weekend sis!
hugss,
-kathy-
Juana,
..hehe, oo yata eh ^_^ joke lang..of course husbands need the same things from wives :) give and take for better relationship and married life...right na? ^_^
..enjoy weekend sis!
hugss,
-kathy-
Kath,
Never knew life was so easy!;)
Phew!
:))
As a Friend, hope you are happy with my friendship. what a big list for women's to feel happy. Wish Chinu a Happy Birthday:)
I can't agree only a good sex and leaving him alone, only give men happy.
hahaha! grabe ate katz! hindi naman yata ganon ang mga lalaki! pero yun ang tingin ng iba dahil yun ang "emotion" na kayang kaya ipakita ng mga lalaki... in touch din naman kami sa "inner self" namin... hindi lang kami showy.
Velu,
... ** Never knew life was so easy!;)
... yeah, we can make it that easy :P
..enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
Jeevan,
... yeah, of course i'm very happy that i have u as my friend dear.
...long list for girls naa hehe :)
... ** I can't agree only a good sex and leaving him alone, only give men happy.
... yeah, of course thats not the only thing yaar, just makin' a quite joke here hehe..don't take it seriously ok? ^_^
..enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
Rob,
...hehe, uy explaining si bunso ^_^ of course naman, minsan nga mas sentimental pa mga lalaki eh.
..and unfair naman kung girls lang maraming list to follow di ba? same w/ guys too syempre...
..but hubby ko bow lang sya sa kin kase ako boss dito haha...lol! baka matakot ka na mag-asawa nyan? ^_^
..enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
My dear hubby doesnt even have half of this traits but,...hey, who does ,huh! Im learning how to love or live with his shortcomings and Im sure he is trying hard to make me happy too. Im a complicated person kasi,eh!
Have a nice weekend!!
ciao!
It ain't easy to be a man I guess...Gosh kathy,...that's a lot of requirements to make a woman happy...But they're true..:)
Right on!!! :)
see, we men aren't all that demanding at all ... ;)
this was a fun read ... have a gr8 weekend Kathy!!!
omg ur feeling too warm there...lets switch cities then?
hows u Kath, Im sitting here at home today cos it's too bloody cold to get out! :( But one good thing - Im blogging now :):)
loving the song by MC! Im dancing here while typin hehe...
Keshi.
Ate Cha,
... yeah, i think almost hubby don't have all this traits of course (hubby too) hehe.. ^_^ but yeah we learned to adjust in everything to our married life and the best i think is give and take na.
...have a great weekend too! Tokyo atsui desu ;(kyo 35 degrees) Akita wa dou desu ka?
cheers,
-kathy-
Di pa yata ito nababasa ni KD, mai forward nga sa email nya..hahaha!
Major Tom,
... ** It ain't easy to be a man I guess **
..yeah thats true ^_^ and sorry for the long list here hehe..at least u agreed na. :)
..enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
Anup,
... ** see, we men aren't all that demanding at all ... ;)
...haha ^_^ yeah, and we don't want any demands even :P
..enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
Kesh,
... **Im sitting here at home today cos it's too bloody cold to get out! :( But one good thing - Im blogging now :):)
... oh is it? aww i envy u sweetie, here its damn damn hot grrrrrr!! and AC at home sucks this afternoon so hubby will buy new one coz i got hysterical right away when it stops ^_^ lol!
... hehe ur dancing while typing lol! ^_^ so cuteeee muahhh!
..enjoy weekend sweetie!
hugss,
-kathy-
Ann,
..haha ok sige forward mo para ako naman kulitin nun na bakit ganito post ko? ^_^ sobrang demanding ;)
..enjoy weekend sis! pa-kiss na lang sa mga kids muaahh!
hugss,
-kathy-
see how difficult it is for a man.. n how easy for a woman
lollzz..
Happy b'day to Chimu.. :)
let him have the cake while i take the cake-server :)
~laughs~
Most of it is true though..
:)))
..Me
Sudeep,
... **see how difficult it is for a man.. n how easy for a woman **
..hehe ,yeah but its hard to..u know na... *$#%&#$# lol!! ^_^
whatever...hehe!
..enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
Sudeep,
... ** thanx for greetin' Chinu ^_^
... ** let him have the cake while i take the cake-server **
..lolzz!! sudeepuu u ok? fine ill send u that pic. if u want ^_^ coz i dunno where she is.
cheers,
-kathy-
Rose,
... ** hehe.. yeah most of it are true na esp. "how to make a man happy" lol!! ^_^
..enjoy weekend sweetie!
hugss,
-kathy-
Kadyo,
.. hehe kulang pa ba? lol!! sumisigaw ka na nga eh padadagdagan mo pa ? ^_^
... agree ka na lang para di ka samain kay Ann haha :)
kulit mo ^_^
..enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-katya-
awwwww.. thats a huge list to make gals happy... n all 53 balanced just by 1 deed... thats funny ^_^ haha. so its an easy task for gals to make boys happy. but that doesnt mean, girls dont enjoy sex or i should say girls are not happy wit sex... Ha? n bilated birthday wishes to chinu ;) errr missed the party this year =(
Ravi,
... ** thats a huge list to make gals happy... n all 53 balanced just by 1 deed **
...yeah, u dun agree? hehe..ok ^_^
... ** easy task for gals to make boys happy. but that doesnt mean, girls dont enjoy sex or i should say girls are not happy wit sex **
... oops of course we do enjoy and make them too! ^_^
... Chinu had a party w/ his office mates, family and friends..we missed that ;( ;( damn!!
..enjoy sunday!
cheers,
-kathy-
mmm mmm mmm ah ah ah Im hip-hopping..lol!
I gtg to the mall now for 2 reasons:
1.to get a bday gift for mah sis - her bday is next Sat..tell me some ideas na Kath.
2.To see if that guy is bakk in that mall...lolz kidding!
see ya soon babez...have a great wknd in Kath style ;-)
Keshi.
akita is dark, covered with heavy clouds but so far its not raining. Mainit din , beta-beta suru!!
nyahahhahaha idagdag mo pa ang 7 tips ko hehehe.. kaya pala eh... nauna kang nagpost sa akin ng mga tips now ko lang nabasa hehehe...
mas brutal nga lang ung mga tips ko.... hahahha..
kneekolangot fades out, fades in, fades outtt :)
Birthday greetings to Chinu.
Nice pic kathy I am sure Chinu would love this type of Cake ;)
lol @ the following
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
Hi 5 at Sudeep.
I always new that we (men) prefer simplicity and short "lists"
Kesh,
.. ** to get a bday gift for mah sis - her bday is next Sat..tell me some ideas na Kath.
... woww! sis bday? thats cool^_^ umm...what about a trip to Tokyo Disneyland lol! hehe... i can tour u both all around the place :P
... ** To see if that guy is bakk in that mall **
...aww wait Kesh ill take my flight right away to Sydney hehe..so i can join u ^_^ lol!
..enjoy the day sweetie muaahh!
hugss,
-kathy-
Ate Cha,
... onaji da ne ^_^ Tokyo mo sugui atsui desu ^_^
...have a blessed sunday!
cheers,
-kathy-
Kneeko,
..oo nga shocked ako sa post mo masyadong bold haha..lol! ok ka lang? at least sa kin one word lang..sayo kumpleto rekados eh ^_^
..goodluck and keep ur notes for that hehe! yup fades ka na baka magulpi ka na naman beeee ^_^
cheers,
-kathy-
Tarun,
... thanx for greetin' Chinu ^_^ yeah, every man will love taht pic. of course hehe...^_^
...haha so u like that part of the list huh? is it? cooool!
... ** I always new that we (men) prefer simplicity and short "lists **
... hehe yeah,i know ^_^ like Sudeep naa? *grins*
..enjoy sunday yaar!
cheers,
-kathy-
Utsu,
... ** is there any guy out there who possess even half of this ,,,,
I'd be interested in meeting him **
...hehe i don't think there's anyone here or anywhere who posses at least half of the list ^_^ if ever, wanna marry him too haha...^_^ again? lol! hubby will kill me na :P
..enjoy sunday sweetie!
cheers,
-kathy-
Kath my sis wud be lost in Tokyo...hahahaha! but yeah if u take us ard Disneyland they might even employ me there cos Im such a looney tune lol!
well dun scream btu I spent heaps on my sis' bday and got her a pair of Guess sunnies ($160) and a beautiful black n white flared skirt ($130)...all done :)
betta cancel ur booking...he wasnt at the mall Kath :*(
but ofcourse we have Sudeep na :) where is he? Im missing him awww...
Keshi.
Kesh,
... ** Kath my sis wud be lost in Tokyo...hahahaha! but yeah if u take us ard Disneyland they might even employ me there cos Im such a looney tune **
.. hehe is it? lol! ur a Looney Tune lover? aww that's cute of u ^_^
..me i love "Chip and Dale" hehe lol! im crazy :P
.. ** well dun scream btu I spent heaps on my sis' bday and got her a pair of Guess sunnies ($160) and a beautiful black n white flared skirt ($130)...all done :)
..woww! whoaa!!( im screamin' now)haha..lucky Sis naa *wink* how sweet of u dear, for sure shes soo happy when u give the gift for her on her bday..muaahh!
.. ** betta cancel ur booking...he wasnt at the mall Kath :*(
..oh is it? maybe he had a date yday hehe..better luck next time ^_^
.. ** but ofcourse we have Sudeep na :) where is he? Im missing him awww...
..maybe hes enjoying watching his collection of wallpapers haha..esp. on weekend! so we can have him only weekdays!
..have a great week ahead swetie!
hugss,
-kathy-
lolz Kath!
heyy u know wut..the Indian govt has stupidly blocked blogger and so some of our usual Indian friends' ISP have blocked Blogger..I hope Sudeep is not blocked :(
Keshi.
Kesh,
..yeah i heard that..quite sad naa ;( but maybe they can access in other link na like u said.
-kathy-
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