A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position....
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The
wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to
repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to
his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same
time. " ... The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break
the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM.".... He left it where he
knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke
up, only to discover it was 9:00 and he had missed his
flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
paper by the bed. The paper said, It is 5:00
AM.....Wake up!!!!."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God
may have created man before woman, but there is always
a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Hey it's not me and my hubby ok? hehe..just to clear u guys ^_^ but yeah, somewhat happenin' too sometimes lol!! :P well, i think its an ordinary scene in one married life and there's no perfect relationship.... it's the "love" who makes us perfect.
And here's few ABC's of Marriage!!
Absolutely adore each other
Be bestfriends
Compromise
Discover new things together
Encourage each other
Forgive and forget
Gaze into each other eyes
Hold hands and hug a lot
Inspire and intrigue each other
Joke and laugh and have fun
Kiss,kiss,kiss
Love with all your hearts
Marvel each others talent
Nurture each other souls
Overcome problems together
Play games
Quiet each other fears
Remember the little things
Say "ILOVEYOU" everyday,everytime
Take time for tenderness
Understand and care deeply
Valve everything you share
Wish on stars together
Express your true feelings
Yearn for each others touch
ZZZZZZZZZ..... in each others arms.
Have a great weekend guys...enjoyyy! luv ya'll! muaahhhh! ^_~
Ciao,
-kathy-
Oops... i switched to BLOGGER-BETA already ^_^ i think it's cool! No more hassle of publishing like before! :P But to those who haven't done yet , you can still use the old BLOGGER, ANON or OTHER option when givin' comment! Thanx!!
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43 comments:
YEYYYYYYYY Im first!
Keshi.
well what can I say...A VERY SWEET LOVING POST :) Had me in smiles. TY Kath!
I love the 3rd joke..have read it b4. LOL!
I guess (only guessing) marriage is an institution that both need to work on F/T. But who needs a another F/T job lol!
Keshi.
Thou,I cudn't be the first to comment..but this is the first time I have visited ur blog and have njoyed like nything...
Dear,the post has really brought a smile in my face..I m nodding my head giving approval to all the points..ha ha ha...
Cheers!!
Things do turn from frivilous to nasty. I think of it as giving the other person enough time and space... as we go things melt down and the common space increases.
It is all a matter of time.
tumpak sis!
happy weekend!
di pa fully furnish ang blogger beta. ok lang wala naman mawawala sa mga post ang bilis nga magpublish. wala na yung time na iikot-ikot pa hehehe... direct agad.
yung iba di maka pasok ng comment kasi di pa sila beta. ako nga di rin makapasok sa mga di beta kaya yung OTHER ginagamit ko.
sorry na lang sa mga nagadjust ng kanilang comment na for bloggers only di talaga pasok yun!
hayyyy kaloka...
Me eagerly waiting to change to blogger beta.
hmmm.....hubby n wife banter
i'm in-experienced, its better i dont dwell upon .. he..he
Kesh,
... yeah, ur first ^_^
... ** well what can I say...A VERY SWEET LOVING POST :) Had me in smiles. TY Kath!**
... aww at least i made u smile sweetie yay!!
... ** marriage is an institution that both need to work on F/T. But who needs a another F/T job lol! **
... hehe, yeah thats true ^_^ both need to work on that :P of course!
... enjoy weekend dear, wanna see smilin' Keshi on monday and for always muahhhh!
hugss,
-kathy-
Harry,
... hi, welcome here to my lil place ^_^
... ** first time I have visited ur blog and have njoyed like nything... **
... aww thanx, glad u liked it here!
... ** Dear,the post has really brought a smile in my face..I m nodding my head giving approval to all the points. **
... hehe ^_^ so u know na how its gonna be on this situation :P thats coool! glad i made u smile dear...
thanx again and hope to see u around!
enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
Tarun,
... ** Things do turn from frivilous to nasty. I think of it as giving the other person enough time and space **
... yeah, thats true! i think silent treatment is the best... i mean i do it too sometimes rather than being rude though cant help too when im angry hehe ^_^
... ** as we go things melt down and the common space increases.
It is all a matter of time.
... yeah, thats true! seems u know everything now about marriage ^_^ planning soon?? hehe...lol!
enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
Juana,
... tumpak ba? hehe...^_^
Ok naman pala Blogger-Beta sis
eh, kala ko kase baka may mawala sa blog ko ^_^ nagka-phobia na ko dati ng magpalit ako ng template :P
... tsaka mukhang magaganda mga ibang features dito ^_^
enjoy weekend muaahh!
cheers,
-kathy-
Tarun,
... u mean u don't have the switching option yet on ur dashboard? some of my friends asking for that too? and i dunno why? but reading the blogger buzz , they says that they're preparing the beta for all very soon... have patience dear ^_^
cheers,
-kathy-
Ravi,
... ** hmmm.....hubby n wife banter, i'm in-experienced, its better i dont dwell upon .. he..he **
... yeah, u better not dwell to hehe ^_^ coz u will experience the same sooon for sure! lol!
goodluck :P
cheers,
-kathy-
Naalala ko post ko, daming drama sa buhay may asawa no?
Thanks for the tips! ;-)
Ann,
... oo tama ka jan sis ^_^ pero ganun talaga buhay mag-asawa , may gusot minsan but we learned from it. Si tukayong KD mabait yun hehe... topak din siguro minsan katulad ko ^_^ lahat ng nakilala kong taurean ganun eh :P joke lang!
enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
Jo,
... aww ^_^ its my pleasure dear ....why planning soon? hehe... let me know na :P
enjoy weekend!
cheers,
-kathy-
Xpress lang ang sumablay hehe sa abc.... meron pang Ñ hehehe dagdag mo..
iremind mo sakin yan huh.. pag nag-asawa na ako hehe
Lovely post!
Think, this post encouraging me to get marry soon and experience what u have said;)))
ur hubby is luck to get a understandable wife like u:) Happy Weekend dear.
Kneeko,
... lol! napansin mo pa talaga yun ha ^_^ kulit mo... ^_^
... ok remind ko sayo yan bago ka pumasok sa simbahan ok? :P
cheers,
-kathy-
Jeevan,
... ** Think, this post encouraging me to get marry soon and experience what u have said;))) **
... aww is it? yeah, marriage is such a wonderful thing and definitely a lifetime challenge.
... ** ur hubby is lucky to get a understandable wife like u. **
... ahem! am i? ^_^ i don't think so but yeah its a matter of understanding and give and take so everything will be fine.!
... enjoy sunday too!
take care.
cheers,
-kathy-
cant relate here. hehehe
thank God im single and no need to memorize that ABC of marriage!
I sent u an email Kath. Check it out.
btw Im not in smiles today sorry sweety...I had a terrible weekend. Well Im somehow trying to feel better...duncha worry. Huggggggz!
Keshi.
i would luv to shift to blogger beta but have heard still lot of bugs not fixed in it so wont shift now..
nice jokes n nice ABC too.. marriages are made in heaven but the maintenance is done on earth.. so the hubby-wife both have to be gud :)
Lei,
..oh u cant relate na ;( well, why not think of makin' it possible soon?lol!! hehe... alam ko sagot mo..nooooooo! di ba?
ok dun rush dear ^_^ enjoy being single first!
will send u that ABC's when u need it ok? just let me know *smiles*
have a great week ahead!
hugss,
-kathy-
Kesh,
oh u did? ok, ill check it!
... ** btw Im not in smiles today sorry sweety...I had a terrible weekend. Well Im somehow trying to feel better...duncha worry. Huggggggz **
... ohh u mean u got upset again? sad to hear that sweetie... hope u get over it soon!
Take a walk dear... if im there near u ,ill take u to some park and we'll sing there loud hehe... or u sing and ill dance for ya ^_^ need to see smilin' Keshi plsss!
have a great week ahead muaahh!
TC...
hugss,
-kathy-
Sudeep,
... ** would luv to shift to blogger beta but have heard still lot of bugs not fixed in it so wont shift now.. **
... yeah, i dunno and i never expected that we'll encounter this problems ;( like for example... u can't see Ish's blog right now right?? Keshi told that too and me ... i can't write comment on Kesh's blog but i can do to u and Ish lol!! it mades me crazy dear ^_^ what's happening here?
.. is it means blogger-beta sucks?? aww ;(;(
... ** nice jokes n nice ABC too.. marriages are made in heaven but the maintenance is done on earth.. so the hubby-wife both have to be gud :)
... ** haan, im doin' my best dear hehe... ^_^ i think im good enough on maintenance lol!! :P
have a great week ahead!
TC...
hugss,
-kathy-
hi !
wanted to tell you that I deleted my old blog and started a new one, hope you visit me there.
the new url is..
http://ordinarylife-atecha.blogspot.com
see you there !!
btw, nice post , hurrah for all sista's !!
tnxxx Kath, I'd love to take a wlak with ya...what a treat it wud be!
I feel that God has put me with the most heartless ppl over here. All u lovely ppl r so far away from me. why?
Keshi.
Ate Cha,
...oh hi sis ^_^ happy to have u back! so u deleted the old blog?
... ok,will check the new one and ill change ur URL here in my blogroll! glad u liked my post ;)thanx!!
gambatte ne ^_^ and ingatz!
have a great week ahead!
cheers,
-kathy-
Kesh,
... ** tnxxx Kath, I'd love to take a walk with ya...what a treat it wud be! **
... yeah, if only i can share w/ u that precious time dear, i wud luv to... coz u know am usually alone too esp. daytime! hope ur near sweetie...
... ** I feel that God has put me with the most heartless ppl over here. All u lovely ppl r so far away from me. why? **
... ohh dun say that sweetie, sometimes God wants to work HIS will in us , but it brings much pain sometimes, But He has plan for each of us... we've HIS, HE has control! Just trust HIm na..
I know u'll be ok soon muaahh!
TC... and remember ill always be around!
hugss,
-kathy-
Poor hubby hehe....... oops! kiddin' babe ;) lucky hubby either lol! how's my lil Kathy nowadays? you sounds tiger again huh?!! tell me what's wrong? needed my call or what? hahaha ;)
Oops what the hell is that blogger beta huh?!! whats the difference from old blogger?????? oh forget it i don't care 'cause i don't have blog either hehe! ingatz po, luv ya babe!
Hellooo Kath, remember me??? guess who? miss reading your blog dear ; me back to far away land of nowhere hahaha got it? nice song!!!
Raine,
... hehe ^_^ yup he's lucky right? mez doin' good, i think;( hmmm... PMS again maybe!! ;(
tiger nah, im not in mood to be angry... need to be silent either ^_^
Man u back to work, else ur boss kick u outside ^_^
im fine thanx!
ingatz din!
cheers,
-kathy-
i'm late :(...had a lot of problems wid my net connection...!
i enjoyed this post kathy:)...it was fun and cute and so totally true ;-)...he he he..
The ABC's are something i'm going save for myself:)...thanks!
hope ur weeks going good:)...tc and keep smilingggggggg...*hugsss*
Raine,
... ** what the hell is that blogger beta huh?!! **
... hey its the new version of blogger and i think u dun have any business about it lol!! do ur cookin' now so ur babes will comin' home w/ a big smile ^_^
dun tell me, pasta again? aww do some Phil. dish or why not go dinner outside for a change :P
gudnite nuts ^_^
hugss,
-kathy-
Somewhere,
... heyyyyyy! ur back yaar aww!! where have u been for many months?? goshh!... ^_^ i thought u went to mountains w/ no net connection lol!! or u just forgot me hmm ;(;( we have many things to talk dear, give me that precious time ok? let me know na...when ur free! ring me anytime or just send email... will wait for that!
... still in London or what? ne'way am so happy to have u back !
TC... have a great week ahead!
cheers,
-kathy-
Ish,
... aww so u have problem again w/ ur connection? ;(;(
... ** i enjoyed this post kathy:)...it was fun and cute and so totally true ;-)...he he he.. **
... thats cool! ^_^ yeah, my friends keep teasin' me 'bout this post lol!
... ** The ABC's are something i'm going save for myself:)...thanks! **
... yeah, lets try our best to do the ABC's there on the list... muaahhh!
... have a great week ahead too!
oops... i luv ur profile pic. dear, u look so beautiful! keep smilin' ^_^
TC...
hugss,
-kathy-
Kath,
Was down with the yucky fever, and hence catching up with ur old posts as well!!
And yes, the turmeric thingy worked. :) Thank u soooooooooooo much!! Guess what?? Its one quick relief remedy thats quite popular down here as well. Turmeric has such amazing qualities!! :)
Thankfully Beta is not acting up!! :)
Its a good, well-behaved Beta at Kathy's blog!
:)
Velu,
... ** yeah, i read ur post that ur down with fever ;( well, glad to know ur ok now ^_^ welcome back :)
... hehe! lol! so turmeric flavored milk really worked for u huh?!! that's coool! ^_^
...ur lucky beta did well-behaved on ya ^_^
have a nice day!
cheers,
-kathy-
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